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PICKING OVER A ROTTEN CORPSE, PACKAGED AS SOMETHING TO SELL
FIT FOR CONSUMPTION, MECHANICALLY RECOVERED
LUKEWARM REHEATED DIET, BLAND STANDARD MENU
NOT EVEN A BITTER TASTE, CHOKING ALL THE VENUES

THE EASY OPTION, PLAY THE PLAGIARIST
BUTCHERS AND FAKERS, EGO MTORS
 
YOU ARE THE HARDENED ARTERIES, CLOGGING THE BEATING HEART
RESURRECTING THE DREGS, SUSPENDED IMAGINATION
IMITATION OF LIVE, FEED OFF OTHERS CREATION
BORING RECIPE RE-PAST, WHERE’S YOUR ROYALTY BILL?

THE EASY OPTION, PLAYING IT SAFE WITH SOUND
BUTCHERS AND FAKERS, ONE TRACK MONEY MAKERS
 
EAR FODDER FOR THE ECHO CHAMBER
 
LOW PRIEST OF FASHION, SECT OF NO NOTE
LAYING DOWN THE SCENE LAW IN EVER DIMINISHING CIRCUITS
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, HEADING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION,
NO AMBITION BEYOND CASH, MILKMEN DELIVER TRASH
 
COOKIE I THINK YOU’RE LAME…

An accusation levelled that original bands who play for nothing/fun/whatever can be afforded by promoters are actually endangering the “careers” of cover bands/artistes by making venues think they can give less is met with the derision it deserves.

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from The Core Assumptions of Human Insecurity, released June 16, 2023

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kev - guitar, b. voc
gwyn - drums, b. voc.
mark - bass, voc

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